deerlyBeloved Profile

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deerlyBeloved: FantasticBeast Is that a beast in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;) Meek in the streets, but possibly a beast in the sheets. It's the quiet ones that are the most likely to be the wildest in bed. This fine specimen doesn't know, since he's a virgin, but that doesn't mean he isn't willing to have a grand ol' time either. What this man needs is someone who can tame the wilds of his heart and bring out his primal needs and the wild beast within. He may seem a bit shy, but he'll surely bloom under the right circumstances if you get what I mean. Like a true Hufflepuff, he's loyal at heart and a hard worker. He'll surely show that hard work where you want him to. PS: He turns 30 on the 24th. Give him a night to remember.

( Newt Scamander | 30 | M | Wild like his creatures )

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I remember dating apps used to be just websites, not phone apps. I can't say I was interested in those either.

[ Also as if her parents out let her using her use a dating website, even if she was entering her twenties. ]

That makes sense. There's solace in casual sex, or any form intimacy. People usually make it about sex but there's more to it than just that. There's other ways of being intimate with others, sometimes without even touching another person. It's harder, but doable. Either way, it makes you feel less alone.

I get that. I wasn't popular either. I guess I had friends but my parents were kinda overprotective. I was... really different back then. It's hard to explain, I guess.

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A website? What is a website? [HE IS A GRANDPA, OA.[

Yes. I can't really fault anyone here to want any bit of solace or feeling less alone. Now with how this place is.

Oh, people just found me annoying.

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A... thing on the internet. Have you heard of the internet? A website is a digital page or series of pages. [ She is hardly the most tech-savvy person herself, either. ]

I guess it's nice they have the star button on this thing. I'm not really looking for sex, but it would be nice to not be alone.

You don't strike me as annoying.

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Someone told me about the internet when I had first arrived, but I can't say that I'm still very familiar with it. It sounds so vast. I was told you can find anything on the internet. [Which is a lot to tell a wizard from the 1920s.]

I think this whole thing was more of a joke than anything. It appeared during Valentine's Day. I think mostly my friends have commented here if only to tease me about the profile.

I don't see eye to eye with my brethren a lot of the time and I have been told I am quite stubborn and not very good with taking orders.

I can probably say that this isn't an inaccurate assessment of my person.

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I mean, yeah. Pretty much anything you can think of. Although last time I was using it, most people were using it for funny cat videos. [ She's... really behind her her memes and viral videos. Not that she could see any of them in the first place. ]

I suppose me not teasing you must be a nice change.

Ah. That sounds familiar. Maybe that's why I don't find you annoying. [ Although does that count as a tease? Or more of a self-deprecating, really. ] Admittedly, my own is... a little on the nose, I guess.

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Yes. I was told you could find anything on the internet. Honestly, that sounds rather terrifying. How is the internet able to know everything? [He sounds like such a grandpa.] Funny cat videos?

I will take the teasing over the horrible events that befall us if I had a choice. I'm used to being teased.

It's nice to know that you don't find me annoying though. [They can sit in the self-deprecating boat together honestly.] That isn't necessarily bad. Better if it were not to fabricate things.

Also, perhaps better if it did not choose to come off so outlandish no matter if it is the truth. Mine is really a lot of words to say that I've not had sex and that I am looking.

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Which I'm not. [Just to be clear.]

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I get that. But it's really all information and content that people have put on it. I suppose it's almost like a collective library, in a way.

Oh. You know. Like cats doing weird things. But it's funny. Dogs, too. [ Honestly, she's just going by what she's heard. She is really behind on memes. ]

That's fair. But if anything, it's annoying. Considering I prefer the world doesn't know my business unless I choose tell it to people.

Well, there's no need to worry. This whole conversation isn't some long-winded of way of trying to insinuate I'm interested. I kind of already have a boyfriend.

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I feel like I'm continuously learning much about Muggle technology, but still manage to not understand it all the same.

All animals do things that we probably find humourous. I don't think I quite understand. [Newt would definitely be that person who posts a million videos of animals doing animal things if he understood better. Probably.]

I very much would like to keep things private, but I'm finding that fame also makes that terribly difficult. [Newt's life is just an arduous affair back home. If it isn't fame it's legit because the Ministry is breathing down his neck for whatever ridiculous reason why.]

Oh. Back home, yes? I was sweet on someone, but well, I've not seen her for quite some time now.

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I know the feeling, and I'm only seven years behind.

They share the videos. People record them. Those moments of animals doing funny things. And put them on the internet so others can see, all over the world. It's a thing. [ At least it's a nice thing, sharing these moments with the world. ]

Fame and infamy. People want their stories and their gossip. Demand it, even. [ They call her the 'Michigan Miracle' back home. The blind girl who went missing for seven years and came back able to see. And then the fallout of her telling her story in the unfinished house. She and her parents were in the process of moving before she ended up here. ]

Sort of. He's... gone. In another dimension. I haven't seen him for a long time, either.

What's she like?

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Society is so very curious. [Maybe Newt doesn't quite get it because he had only really worked with more exotic creatures at length. His housepets were hippogriffs and not kneazles and even his niffler was considered more of a pest than an animal to appreciate.

It's nice if people enjoy watching animal videos though. Even if he doesn't quite understand the phenomenon at all.]

The public seems to have a strange fascination about my romantic life even at home.

Or, well, lackof more like. [And it's this obsession that had caused such an egregious misunderstanding with Tina in the first place.] Oh. That sounds very unfortunate. I apologize.

Well, she's

Honestly wonderful. Devoted to her job. Hard working. Passionate. Beautiful.

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People like to make up their stories. I'm sorry.

[ Fortunately, she's been spared of that with her recent 'famous' status as a returned missing person. Everyone had been more obsessed with how she'd gotten her sight back. But knows the public had its own morbid fascination with her, content with creating up their own stories - where she'd been, how she'd been treated, if she'd been assaulted. ]

It's okay. I'm working on getting to him. [ She can't help but find herself smiling at his description of this woman, though. The affection is clear. ] You care for her a lot. I can see that.

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It's nothing that you have to apologize with. It did make for, well, an awkward and egregious misconception, but that was dealt with. [The whole Tina thinking he was to marry his brother's fiancee whom he used to like. Hilarious.]

I hope you get to see him soon.

She was here shortly, but it's better she were not. Her disappearance was relieving, though I guess I miss her terribly. I think my feelings have changed since then, but I think that just happens with time and separation this long.