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newtralize) wrote2019-02-13 12:10 pm
newtralize) wrote2019-02-13 12:10 pm
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 Is that a beast in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;) Meek in the streets, but possibly a beast in the sheets. It's the quiet ones that are the most likely to be the wildest in bed. This fine specimen doesn't know, since he's a virgin, but that doesn't mean he isn't willing to have a grand ol' time either. What this man needs is someone who can tame the wilds of his heart and bring out his primal needs and the wild beast within. He may seem a bit shy, but he'll surely bloom under the right circumstances if you get what I mean. Like a true Hufflepuff, he's loyal at heart and a hard worker. He'll surely show that hard work where you want him to. PS: He turns 30 on the 24th. Give him a night to remember. |
( Newt Scamander | 30 | M | Wild like his creatures )     |
he needs INFORMATION
what?
no
i didn't say that
He knows what sex is. He just doesn't partake in it. At all!!!
It's nothing against you or anything actually. I suppose I was a bit curious. I've had plenty of people who get rather tired and exasperated by my antics.
I'm actually rather relieved to hear that. Even if I'm feeling completely mortified right now by this blasted thing, I'm quite happy that we're friends.
Even if your vocabulary would make a Ministry employee possibly faint.
the information is on why he should be partaking in it, clearly. peer pressure.
How dare. ]
the more i make fun of you, the more it means i like you
just ask max
i give that girl HELL
i'm not a very good friend, and i might be more of a bitch when things get bad, but i don't leave people
also your ministry employees are weak
Physical intimacy is SCARY
I feel like I've heard that kind of statement when referring to children and their friends. People sure do make their affections difficult to understand sometimes.
This is actually unsurprising though.
I mean
All the times you've teased me, I have never felt it to ever be malicious towards me. I have learned the different between malicious ridicule and friendly teasing.
You've been a wonderful friend. This place brings the best and worst out of us, I think.
Your heart is in the right place though. I think that's worth pointing out and for you to know.
Most people don't speak so freely as you do as far as word choice!
well......... yeah he's not wrong
also censoring yourself is garbage
[ She has no idea how to handle being complimented in any way so she does what she does best with things she can't handle; IGNORES IT ENTIRELY. This is healthy. ]
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It isn't censoring. It's merely being polite! My mum would have a fit if she knew I was nothing less than courteous.
[One day, she'll accept the compliments he gives her!!!]
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and this is why you're a virgin
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What does that have to do with me being a virgin?!
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you worry about what YOUR MOM would think about what you do
this has EVERYTHING to do with you being a virgin
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If you need to talk though, you're free to come to me. I won't make you though, of course.
I think we've well established that I typically either worry a lot about what people think of me and what I do or do my best not to worry about it at all.
My mother is a perfectly wonderful woman.
Also, I believe one would simply worry about what their mother thinks when she has a heard of hippogriffs at her disposal.