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Newt Scamander ([personal profile] newtralize) wrote2025-12-11 04:35 pm

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Ah. Er, hello? Oh, uhm. This is rather weird...right! T-This is Newt Scamander. Well, actually, this is a pre recorded message for Newt Scamander. I'm quite busy, so I may have missed you. Do please leave a message and I'll get back to you. Apologies.
speed_of_snark: (sweet coat)

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[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-07 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Jean-Paul is there in front of the townhome, looking immaculate in trousers and a grey turtleneck. He is also holding a miniature pumpkin.]

Allo.
speed_of_snark: (ouais?)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-07 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[One of Jean-Paul's brows arches delicately.]

I told you, I was worried. Chrisse, you look awful. Here, let me carry your shit.
speed_of_snark: (yeeeees)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-07 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Newt,the last I heard of you, your brother said you were missing. Of course I wanted to check on you.

Come on, I swear this isn't a ploy to get into your house.
speed_of_snark: (hwuh?)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-07 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jean-Paul raises both eyebrows this time.] Don't be ridiculous, Newt. I didn't even turn you down, exactly, but things are a touch complicated and that warrants conversation
speed_of_snark: (I mean)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-07 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You were hitting on me.

...oh, Chrisse. The doppelgangers.
speed_of_snark: (yeeeees)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-08 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Jean-Paul nods as he passes into Newt's house.]

You said some blue bug or somet'ing reminded you of my eyes.
speed_of_snark: (blue eyes)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-08 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Merci. [He sits at the table, looking around curiously.] I asked if you were hitting on me and you said yes, in an endearingly awkward way. It was quite a surprise.

I take it my double was somehow an even bigger asshole than I am.
speed_of_snark: (what are you even)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-08 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Non, you're not, which is why it caught me by surprise. Even your doppelganger has no game.

[He watches Newt closely. He really does look awful.] Don't apologise. Half the town was fooled by these bastards.

Newt. I don't know what he said, but I don't think you're a waste of my time.
speed_of_snark: (qu'est-ce que c'est?)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-08 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Jean-Paul reads the messages and his expression changes from one of chilly interest to one of rage.]

Tabarnak. Newt. [He gently touches the other's wrist.] I do not think that. I do not make friends easily or often, and I value you very much.
speed_of_snark: (possibly amused)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-08 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He lets go to wave his hand dismissively.] You weren't that snippy, considering the circumstances.

Now tell me where you've been..
speed_of_snark: (no whu?)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-08 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[He studies Newt again with disturbing intensity.]

Oh, Newt. Did it happen again?
speed_of_snark: (button down)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-08 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jean-Paul stands and walks around the table to hug him at an awkward angle.]
speed_of_snark: (calm)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-08 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I've heard the symptoms are worse the more times it happens. [He gives him a squeeze before he lets go.]

You can tell me about it, if you like. But I understand if you'd rather not.

So. Your brother is really your brother? Not some fake?

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