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Newt Scamander ([personal profile] newtralize) wrote2025-12-11 04:35 pm

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Ah. Er, hello? Oh, uhm. This is rather weird...right! T-This is Newt Scamander. Well, actually, this is a pre recorded message for Newt Scamander. I'm quite busy, so I may have missed you. Do please leave a message and I'll get back to you. Apologies.
speed_of_snark: (cute casual)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-09 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I know. I really do. But I can't let you beat yourself up over it. [A pause.] You're nicer.

So let's get your dumb ass curled up on the couch, non? Come on, we can bring the tea and get a blanket. It'll be warmer.
speed_of_snark: (totally not laughing)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-24 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ouais.

Come on. [He basically shoves Newt toward the living room, pausing to steal a blanket from Newt's room to toss on the couch.]

Sit down, cher.
speed_of_snark: (totally not laughing)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-10-31 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It's only been twice. [Said with that dismissive wave Jean-Paul has perfected.]

Just try not to do it again, okay? I am only one man, and not terribly domestic, so I'll get sick of making all you people soup. [He smiles.] I'm kidding.

You're gonna be okay.
speed_of_snark: (cute casual)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2019-11-29 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, don't push it.

[He snorts.] Deal. The next time I get into shit, you bring ME tea.

I suppose some good has come of it, then. Which is odd to say. Is there anything that would help further?