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Ah. Er, hello? Oh, uhm. This is rather weird...right! T-This is Newt Scamander. Well, actually, this is a pre recorded message for Newt Scamander. I'm quite busy, so I may have missed you. Do please leave a message and I'll get back to you. Apologies.

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delivery on 2/24

[tagartist]

[ There's gonna be a box on his door, and inside is a painting, a box of homemade cupcakes, and an assortment of teas.

Also definitely at last one (1) box of condoms because she thinks she's HILARIOUS.

Plus a note! ]

Happy birthday! Do something (or someone*!!!!) fun!

- Chloe

* If you actually choose this route, you tell me immediately.